þriðjudagur, apríl 06, 2004

DRAUMURINN BUINN...
Vaknadi upp af vaerum blundi a sunnudaginn sidasta vid tad ad Sky news blastadi sogum af framhjahaldi David Beckham og fyrrum adstodarkonu hans, Rebecca Loos. Hvad er ad gerast? Sidasta halmstra okkar single-gals var thetta fyrirmynda hjonaband sem jadradi vid nutima aevintyri... er ad tvi er virdist jafn otraust og oll hin.

Stulkukindin Loos, virdist hafa sama syndrome og skellibjallan Monica Lewinski, ad geyma hluti sem karlraefillinn sendir a einn eda annan hatt. Blodin i Englandi eru uppfull af meintum sms skilabodum fra David til Loos, tharsem fram kemur hvada leiki hann leikur utan vallar. Victoria blessunin gaf ut yfirlysingu um ad hun staedi med David i thessu(...likt og Elisabeth Hurley gerdi) og her vaeri einungis enn ein orvaentingarfull kellan ad reyna ad eydileggja Beckham drauminn. Eftirtalin sms skilabod eru fra meintum aevintyraspilli...

DB: When you start your job?


RL: Sign contract next week. Can't stop smiling jumping around.


DB: Happy for you. If you have any jumping around to do come here.


RL: Where?


DB: At the hotel?


RL: Which?


DB: Same one as last time - but a lot of Press today might not be a good idea. Maybe next time.


RL: OK will stop jumping and save it for when I see you and just keep smiling till then.


DB: OK you need to save all that energy for ****.


RL: Is it ****?


DB: Very, very ****, thinking of your **** and the *****.


RL: Remember the last time your tongue was all over me I have never **** so hard.


DB: Now I am doing something, thinking about your ****.


RL: ******* your ****, feeling you **** deep down my ******.


DB: Can't wait for that. When can we do this and where?


RL: It's difficult. You know best. Me always free.

DB: OK, we have to try.



Daginn fyrir leik Real Madrid's 4-2 gegn Athletic Bilbao. Skrifadi Beckham...

RL: U made me so horny the other day had nightmare trying to focus. U playing tonight?


DB: Playing tonight and playing now which is good for me. Glad I can still do that to you.


RL: That and so much more. When am I going to feel u?


DB: Where do you want to feel me most?


RL: Your tongue ** **** ** ***** ****** then softly on my **** **** *** **** **** mouth and you choose from there.


DB: OK, that's what will happen then. What u doing now?


RL: Playing with my nipples, waiting for more, enjoying every second.


DB: Shame I can't hear and see that. Would be nice to join in.


RL: U can join in any time u want and way u want.


DB: Where are u, in your bedroom?


RL: Yes am home alone.


DB: Can just imagine how *** *** **** u are.


RL: U should see me, naked with only white cotton G-string.


DB: Love the sound of that cotton just *** *** *** ***** getting more *** and your *** all nice *** ***.


RL: Call me then and you'll hear the real sound.


(Beckham calls Rebecca but hangs up after laughing down the phone)



RL: Did u hang up or was that me? Was just about to get started!


DB: Someone just came in my room. S*** I was looking forward to that. Have u any of my stuff that u need bring round to me?


RL: What sort of stuff, Why, u at hotel? What do u need? I haven't **** yet, u bastard.


DB: Any stuff u need to bring to the house one night. I am away right now. Just lay back and think of what I done to you and *** ***.


RL: Sorry for delay but just **** so **** and ****. Am sure I can find something to give u. R u still same house?


DB: Yes. And I'm sure u have something to give me and am sure it tastes good.


RL: Well just think about it and when safe etc let me know...just u me in the dark alone... well candlelit dark.


DB: Not a problem, we will have fun.


RL: It was nice to hear u laugh. When I see u I want to hear u groan and moan. I can't wait.


DB: Don't worry, you will and I want to hear u scream.



Victoria verdur to ad teljast ansi vidbragdsfljot er hun pakkadi grislingunum tveimur sem og foreldrum sinum nidur i tosku og flaug ut til Madrid strax eftir birtingu bladanna sidastlidinn sunnudag. Um midnaetti foru svo Beckham hjonin tvo i skidaferd i fronsku Alpanna tharsem tau aaetla ad dvelja ut vikuna. Nu eru blodin full af myndum af theim tveimur vid leik i snjonum...

Eg hef akvedid ad neita ad trua ad David hafi haldid framhja og tharmed eydilagt draum okkar piparstelpnanna...reyndar trui eg lika ad Elvis lifi:) og likt og Magnus rusinubolla litli fraendi minn sagdi a sunnudaginn... ta er David kongurinn!

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